Talk about desensitizing yourself.

The phone rings, Lucy answers. The audible portion of the following conversation is as follows:

"Hello, Eros..."
...
"An English cock-ring?"
...
"We don't have an English cock-ring..."
...
"Well, we have a gummy cock-ring, a vibrating cock-ring, the Manhandler, the Lasso, the Deluxe Erection Maker, the Chevron Stretcher -- oh that's a ball-stretcher, we have a ton of those -- ummm... the Gates of Hell -- "
...
"okay you want the Chevron?"

all i can do is sit and think about how when I worked in restaurants i used to be able to rattle off salad dressings the same way...

Example two:

Right now, Lucy's helping a guy try on a rubber muzzle.

"How's that? Is it too tight?"
"Mmmphph...mmph..."
"Well, this strap can be adjusted... how's that?"
"Mmmph!" (thumbs-up gesture.)

And the first thing to pop into my head is the memory of being fitted for my first bra. Minus the thumbs-up gesture.

Some people have to sit behind a desk all day and HIDE the fact that they surf porn on occasion... I have to remind myself that most folks aren't paid to check out ThunderTwat or TinyPuffyNipples. Lucy and I have been in situations that most people would think were made up.

But nothing is.

Everything you read in this blog is true. The events, at any rate. Names have been changed to protect the guilty (and so my mother won't recognize me and find out what I actually DO for a living.) If you're finding yourself intrigued at this point, check out our website at www.erosboutique.com. And then come back for another dose.

Everybody does, you know...

Gotta run - hang in there... (little bondage joke there...)

~SpaZ