Medical Madness!

Attention! I want to play "Operation" with someone now that we have a bunch of spiffy new medical goodies to play with! STAT!

Hmmmm. Nurse Snerd? Ah! Today, I will be The Snurse! Would this face lie to you?

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DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!

Back to the shiny things! Even if you don't use some of them, they look damned cool. Here are The Snurse's favorite gadgets:

The field kit is handy to have whether you are into playing doctor or not! That little zippered bag holds some serious goodies. The possibilities are endless! It's a good idea to have a set of safety scissors around, anyway. Especially, if you like to play with latex hoods or mummification!

When customers inquire about the jumbo speculum, I tell them that it comes in "Oh Lordy!" size for the exams you get every year after you turn 60. After the shock wears off, I tell the truth and let them in on the fact that it is made specifically for large animals.

The Hershman anal scope is absolutely adorable (as much as an anal scope can be, anyway). The little plunger allows for a better view, when pulled out. It's also great for applying lube!

The dental forceps are....GAH!... I cannot lie. Dental stuff scares the heck out of me. That's why the Boss keeps them around for when I think about slacking off. They still look cool, though! (especially when they aren't in the Boss's hands!!!!)

Yes, I am a nerd, but think of the industrial hickies you could give someone with the cupping set! Put the dental forceps DOWN, Boss! Please?

I like to think of the Proctoscope as the "Oh Lordy!" sized cousin of the Hershman anal scope. Not only can you apply lube with it, but you can pretend like its a lazer gun and shoot....Boss?!?! What are you doing with that giant.....GAH!

I have to run (literally) now! Bye!

The Snurse
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