Eros Boutique

What? She says make it about ass play?

2009-03-11T12:45:00.000-07:00

K so I'm doing my usual work here and my boss says "Hey, let's do a sale and make it on Ass Play" and I sit back and think ... WHAT do you do to promote the fun of Ass Play? Well, there is a ton of products out there that celebrate the blast of Butt Fucking and Anal sex toys, so that's where I started. I found some pretty incredible sex toys out there that just ROCK in terms of ass play

Like Boots? Look what we found!

2009-03-05T15:39:00.000-08:00

Bootblack Training, how cool is that?We were pretty happy to find out you can spend an afternoon learning the art & skills for boots at BOOT CAMP! this weekend. BOOT CAMP you saw that right. It's running from 2:00pm - 6:30pm @ Boston Ramrod and, y'know, I do think all boot fetishists and boot lovers, even boot enthusiasts and those sexually excited by boots should get in there and have a few

Free Sex Toys for Hot Bloggers!

2009-02-19T18:01:00.000-08:00

K I'm pretty excited about this. It's always a real thrill for everyone when we get to give sex toys away to make our store more popular. We've just introduced a free toy deal for hot sexy bloggers.What do you get? Free sex toys! You get package containing $250.00 worth of the latest sex toys! FREE!What do you have to do? You need to have a legit blog that's hot sexy hot. You need to add one of

Putting out for free this weekend

2009-02-12T18:00:00.000-08:00

Yayyy it's Valentines time, and to celebrate, our girls are putting out for free! Yup, no shipping charges on any orders, starting tonight at midnight (Feb12) and all the way through to Sunday (Feb 15).And if you add to that the excitement between your legs of the new Talking Head Vibrator - it's hard to beat deal.<<<<<<< www.erosboutique.comBut any order has free shipping this weekend.Putting

Valentines day is fast approaching

2008-01-07T14:41:00.000-08:00

Valentines day is fast approaching and we're still feeling the Christmas Vibe! Red turns to Pink and the shipments go out fast and furious. Our phone issues are near fixed now.. you really need to experience the phone company here - doesn't help that we are in a heratige building.Latex Dresses, pants and other latex kink gear is all on sale and if it's Pink it's even lower discounted. Check in.

Christmas and Sex Toys sort of go together

2007-11-13T12:06:00.001-08:00

Christmas time is here and we just got a huge line of new sex toys and sexy santa goodies for the season! Stocking stuffers galore, great gift ideas and fabulous lingerie. Wow, it's like being a kid in a candy store. I want one of everything :) We made a whole Christmas Section for the occasion.

Guilty Pleasures

2005-12-01T17:15:00.000-08:00

My guilty pleasure is the dvd of Tom Sizemore's guilty pleasures.The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal.These days, a celebrity sex video coming out is not as shocking as it used to be. You know there will be more. Why did Tom beat out Paris or Pam for being my guilty pleasure? I'll break it down for you:Paris has her cell phone.Pam has Tommy Lee and his ability to start a boat with no hands.Tom Sizemore

There's not enough time in the day!

2005-10-29T22:29:00.000-07:00

This blog is usually a message from everyone at Eros, but this particular entry is from me, The Snerd.I have a problem with you, Carly Milne. Your book, Naked Ambition, is too damned good. Why couldn't you have released it when things were less busy for me? You are stealing sleep from me, damn it! GAH! I must confess that I am not reading the chapters in order. I haven't had the time to. I

Halloween at Eros

2005-10-16T06:50:00.000-07:00

We love Halloween!This is the time of the year when the air is cooler and the parties are hotter! We wish is could be Halloween all year long! What's better than Fall weather, candy, and another excuse to play dress up?NOTHING!We, at Eros, have been busier than ever, finding a variety of sexy and fun costumes for you. You can get treats or be the treat in our latex, vinyl, and lycra outfits. We

Carly Milne's "Naked Ambition"

2005-09-16T00:04:00.000-07:00

Let's hear it for the girls of porn!Actually, let's hear it for porn's main girl, Carly Milne!Carly Milne, PR Goddess extraordinaire, has a new book coming out called, "Naked Ambition." It is an inside look at the women from all aspects of the porn industry. It features personal essays by everyone from the women who star in porn to the women who sell it. We are proud to be featured, in Carly's

We're Back!!!

2005-08-18T01:23:00.000-07:00

Hello all! The life of a lube peddler can be quite busy when you workfor erosboutique.com. We haven't just been busy selling lube, either! Over the last few months we have updated our computer systems, completely overhauled our shipping processes and moved to a new 15,000 square foot warehouse! Think about it. 15,000 square feet of toys,electro, latex, bondage gear, PVC, boots, shoes, and lots of

Electrifying!!!

2004-09-08T18:00:00.000-07:00

You may be asking yourself, "Why haven't there been any damned updates?" What can I say? I took a summer vacation from Blogging out. Lube needed to be sold and the sun called me. Can you blame me? WHEN THE MASSES NEEDED LUBE, I WAS THERE FOR THEM! (Playing in the sun was pretty dandy, as well) Before I move on to the "electrifying" part of this, check out one of the coolest vibes we've been

I'm feeling pretty anal today

2004-07-29T23:23:00.000-07:00

Today is a banner day! Is it because of the DNC? HELL NO! It is due to the fact that I learned something new! I had a customer come into Eros and inquire about something I knew absolutely NOTHING about. That something is called "Figging." All that I knew was that it involved assplay. Who did I run to when posed with such a quandry? I'll tell you who!!! TRISTAN TAORMINO! That's who!!! I

May 2004 FHM

2004-05-26T18:21:00.000-07:00

Newsflash! Check out the FHM with Brooke Burke on the cover! We have a little article in there about our infamous cock sucking mirror, featuring my favorite boss. It's on the same page as Jenna. Former Image Location I apologize for taking so long to update, folks! Its been really CRAZY around here and I've been completely tied up! Please remember to tip your bartenders. I'll be here all

Juxtapoz! Dirty In Detroit! Goat Eating! Oh Lordy!

2004-05-06T23:10:00.000-07:00

Before you read another word of my font nonsense, you need to get your happy ass to the newstand and pick up Juxtapoz #50 before its gone. Its the one that looks like this: Need a few reasons? Did you not see Iggy Pop on the cover? Frank Kozik is another incentive for you to stop reading this long enough to grab it. My favorite reason? The four page article covering The Dirty Show in

Why I didn't go to the B&D Ball

2004-05-05T22:07:00.000-07:00

The place: ManRay The night: April 30, 2004 The hostess: Rubberella The scene: The B&D Ball. If you were a fly on the wall at Eros, over the last few weeks, you would have heard one of the following phrases uttered with panic, at least, 50 times: "HEEEEELLLLLPPPP! I'm going to the B&D Ball and all I own are a pair of sneakers and a pink bowling shirt!" "Do you sell rubber clothing? I'm

Medical Madness!

2004-04-24T00:04:00.000-07:00

Attention! I want to play "Operation" with someone now that we have a bunch of spiffy new medical goodies to play with! STAT! Hmmmm. Nurse Snerd? Ah! Today, I will be The Snurse! Would this face lie to you? former image location DON'T ANSWER THAT!!! Back to the shiny things! Even if you don't use some of them, they look damned cool. Here are The Snurse's favorite gadgets: The field

Avoidance

2004-04-21T22:55:00.000-07:00

I'm just going to get the Avoidance aspect of this litte article out of the way right now. I have been mulling this whole "AIDS in the Industry" issue over in my head for days. I've stared at my computer and waited for my take on it to come flowing out of my fingers. I can't do it. I am too dumbfounded by all of this. I am going to cop out and give you some links to folks that have overcome

My rider for working on Easter

2004-04-14T22:26:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone! It's the Snerd with my tale of Easter, diva demands, and The Smoking Gun. Sheila, henceforth known as "The Boss," asked me, the Snerd, to work on Easter. She felt that it would be good for everyone to be able to buy lube on Easter Sunday. Even though I agreed with her, I had to do this on my terms. Unbeknownst to The Boss, I have been spending many of my breaks reading

Pornblography.com, Cly Maxwell, and a box full of....

2004-03-24T18:52:00.000-08:00

I have a growing list of people that I would like to buy a drink, someday. Cly Maxwell has just moved himself into the top 10 of that list. Why? I'll tell you why! It all started with Cly's plea to Carly at Pornblography.com: First of all, big ups to Carly for letting me rant and rave in her whitespace. Some would not be so brave. If I behave like a good little boy, hopefully she'll continue

The Aneros Stimulator

2004-03-10T18:22:00.000-08:00

Women have the iRabbit and Jenna's Beaver. Now, men have the Aneros Stimulator. Here's a few words from the makers themselves: "The Aneros MGX Massager is a patented anal sphincter-driven, prostate-perineum massager. With the Aneros, men can achieve strong continuous full body orgasms previously unattainable through conventional sexual techniques. The medically researched and designed Aneros

Bella Loves Jenna

2004-03-06T12:19:00.000-08:00

That's right! Bella Loves Jenna! ...and we do too! We have a new store policy, here. If Jenna Jameson is about to release something, order enough of it to fill a warehouse. Everything that girl touches turns to gold, I swear! It has broken most (if not all) sales records, already. The online trailer promised something amazing and the video certainly delivers it. It's no surprise, really.

Carly at Sin Spin's V-Day article.

2004-02-04T13:32:00.000-08:00

Eros Boutique Offers Great Shopping Alternatives For Valentine’s Day!February 2nd, 2003 (Boston, MA): Ahh, Valentine's Day - the time of year where people everywhere scramble to find the perfect gift to say "I love you." What better way to say it than with a Pink Pleasure glass dildo from Phallix or a Swedish Bunny Vibrator? You can find these goodies and more at Eros Boutique (

Fish 'n' Grits

2004-01-24T12:19:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOODNESS! Hello Everybody! It's me, the Snerd. The eros girls have turned me loose upon the unsuspecting public, yet again. Upon reading the title of this Blog you probably had one of the following things run through your mind: "Yummy! I LOVE fish and grits!" "What in the HELL is this girl writing about this time?!?!" "That is one fine magazine if you love rap and porn!" I would say

Raelyn Gallina Benefit

2004-01-17T17:02:00.000-08:00

Instead of trying to find my own words to describe her situation, I am going to reprint the very eloquent words of Annie Sprinkle. From: "Annie Sprinkle Ph.D." Date: December 7, 2003 4:16:50 AM CST Subject: News about Raelyn Gallina We are a group of devoted friends of Raelyn Gallina and wish to inform you of what is happening in her life right now. As Raelyn is a beloved, very well known

It's cold outside. Here's some warm news...

2004-01-15T16:44:00.000-08:00

Hello everybody! Snerd here. I should say "Snerdcicle." Yup! It's that damned cold outside in Eros Land. I needed some happy news to warm my brain. I felt like sharing it with you all. Jenna Jameson wants to go mainstream. (Honey, I thought you already were mainstream). I would LOVE to see this happen. Can you imagine Jenna accepting an Oscar? I don't think anyone would be in a hurry

Tristan Taormino Comes to Eros!

2004-01-14T13:50:00.000-08:00

Join Tristan Toarmino, (Village Voice columnist and puckerup.com maven) as she reads from her collection of essays, True Lust: Adventures in Sex, Porn and Perversion. Where? Eros When? January 30th from 8pm - 10pm Why? Oh, you know why! Ok, Ok, Ok, I'll spell it out for the rest of you: Miss Taormino will also be signing her other books Down and Dirty Sex Secrets and The Ultimate Guide

Ahhhh Valentines Day

2004-01-10T10:06:00.000-08:00

I know some people hate Valentines day and call it a "hallmark holiday," a holiday created by the greating card industry so you have to buy someone a card, or chocolates, or flowers. But that statement is usually made by those not getting some...nudge nudge wink wink.... Those of us lucky enough to be getting some, or those who aspire to get some, Valentines Day is your opportunity (or excuse)

50 Cent Rapper has signed with Digital Sin

2004-01-06T15:41:00.000-08:00

Digital Sin will host superstar rapper 50 Cent at its booth this Saturday at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas., where it will offically announce he has signed an exclusive deal to create an interactive sex DVD bearing his name. Digital Sin will collaborate with 50 cent and the G unit Adult films to produce Groupie Luv, which will take viewers inside his X rated lifestyle. Jeff

Yes, it is almost the big V day

2004-01-06T13:32:00.000-08:00

We are been very busy here at http://www.erosboutique.com getting ready for valentines day, yes already . Check out our new items on the Valentine's Day Special page. www.erosboutique.com She

LA Lap Dances Safe Let The People Choose!

2004-01-01T17:28:00.000-08:00

first my rant for the day pls excause the spelling I am typing quickly while waiting on customers, thanks~ she Ok, Attorney John Weston , was shocked to find out that there is only 35 strips clubs in the City of LA, with a population of nearly 4 million in that area & the statements Los Angeles deputy police chief told the city council that the city was considered "the mecca for lap dances"

Eros Dishes The Dirt With Mancow

2003-12-19T18:23:00.000-08:00

Hey there ladies and gents - Glass dildos, latex catsuits and butt plugs - oh my! Sorry for the lack of posting, but the elves here at Eros have been very busy this holiday season. However, our queen bee Miss Sheila chatted it up with Mancow the other morning on the show. Hopefully some of you tuned in - but check it out www.mancow.com But stay tuned dear readers - we'll have some exciting

Eros Boutique Introduces Outstanding Affiliate Program

2003-12-08T09:02:00.000-08:00

Source: Sin Spin PR by: Company Press Release (BOSTON, MA) -- Though many websites offer affiliate programs, few actually deliver on their promises or products. Eros Boutique (ErosBoutique.com), on the other hand, not only delivers, they over deliver - and that's why their affiliate program has continued to develop and grow, creating lasting relationships with their partners, and fostering

MORE FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS IDEAS

2003-12-08T09:00:00.000-08:00

Pucker Up by Tristan Taormino Third Annual Sexy Gift Guide November 26th, 2003 4:00 PM Queer Eye for the Straight Guy has taught us that buying things makes you feel better about yourself. Buying things for others should feel twice as nice. This year's guide is about supporting and inspiring people's erotic desires. If your sweetheart is a music fan, give her muff the gift of melody with

Eros Boutique Introduces the Cocksucker Mirror

2003-12-08T08:44:00.000-08:00

Source: Sin Spin PR by: Company Press Release (BOSTON, MA) -- Stumped for what to get your significant other for Christmas? Look no further than Eros Boutique (ErosBoutique.com), purveyors of fine fetish wear, toys and other erotic goods. In addition to one of a kind items and high-end sexual aides, Eros Boutique now offers one of the most unique products on the market today - the Cocksucker

"Baby it's cold outside..."

2003-12-05T18:13:00.000-08:00

...But inside Eros, it's hot as hell -- we figured out how to use the thermostat... hopefully we'll remember to lower things to 68 degrees when we leave... (we're trying sheila...) But here's the thing, folks. Christmas music. It's all we've been listening to for the last 2 weeks. And it's to continue until Christmas get's here. Thats almost 20 more days. And the unfortunate part of the

We're so famous...

2003-12-04T17:55:00.000-08:00

For those of you in the Kansas City area, tune into 96.5 The Buzz on December 11th at 9:10am Central time to catch Eros's Proprietrix, Sheila, chatting about some of our most popular products, but especially the Cock-Sucking Mirror. Now, not only can you watch your lover's face as you suck him off, but you can also see just how sexy you look while doing it... Or you can at least fix your hair

2003-11-30T18:16:00.000-08:00

Well, it's that time of year again, and no - this has nothing to do with Christmas... The nominations for the 2004 AVN Awards Show are out, and the list is so freakin long that there is NO WAY IN HELL i'd wish to be a judge on that panel... There's a heck of a lot of porn... How do you pick, and what exactly constitutes "The Best?" So Lucy and I spent about 5 hours just going through the list

2003-11-26T18:29:00.000-08:00

We know we've been slacking in the blog department. And we have the same excuse as everyone else: We've been busy. But you know how holidays are - especially in the retail biz - shipments of butt-plus have to be priced, rubber and latex has to be shined, and new vibrators have to be quality-tested. But despite our lack of communication with all you Eros Lovers, we certainly have noticed

2003-11-20T09:42:00.000-08:00

2003-11-19T18:25:00.000-08:00

I love my job here at Eros. Many women and couples come in looking to buy their first toy....they are sometimes shy, always embarrassed and spend most of their time staring down at the floor shuffling their feet. But in steps me - the self proclaimed fairy godmother of sex- I LOVE talking about vibes and other toys and helping the customer feel at ease why explaining our wares. Through trial

2003-11-19T17:33:00.000-08:00

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. I love America.

2003-11-16T15:08:00.000-08:00

Hey folks - we know you're reading our shit - but we'd love to know who you are! Sign our guestbook (click on "comments") so we dont have to keep signing it ourselves, and we'll keep on bringin you the goods. Shazaam!

2003-11-14T18:00:00.000-08:00

Hope you all tuned in (if you could) to Playboy Radio and heard all about the Eros Stripper Pole from Eros "Smut Queen" Robyn -- fuck buns and abs of steel -- just get the pole, folks -- its the underground answer to all your needs. FYI - when asked where they would install the Stripper Pole - most women answered "the bedroom" while most men answered "right next to the tv/pool table/mini bar."

2003-11-13T21:27:00.000-08:00

FYI!!! Catch Eros Boutique on Playboy Radio, Channel 205, Friday, November 14th, from 3pm to 7pm PST. You can call in at 1.800.359.8100. So listen in! Call up! Have your friends listen in and call up! Have your family, your neighbors, your co-workers, your slaves and your parole officers listen in and call up! We thank you, and our ancestors thank you. For more information, visit

2003-11-13T18:13:00.000-08:00

Famous Pigs in History Porky Pig. Petunia Pig. the Three Little Pigs. Babe. that Pig from Charlotte's Web. Miss Piggy. the Pig that came in the store the other night and wanted me to watch him put on a cockring. Pigs are popular. Who could forget the "I Have a Potbellied Pig for a Pet" phase? George Clooney even has one. Or had. Not sure. Could be bacon by now. Pig references flood

2003-11-10T20:37:00.000-08:00

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2003-11-07T17:49:00.000-08:00

Whats the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when he hits your windshield? His butt. Third grade again, but we had to have an intro -- so Buzz Buzz Buzz... Vibrators. How I Love My Vibrators. They don't talk, they never say they're going to call and then don't, they don't make you sit through football on TV (unless you like that kind of thing) and the only way for them to disappoint

2003-11-06T16:41:00.000-08:00

What has happened to porn these days? A few weeks back, I decided to go to the movies. It was a Saturday night, I had a few hours to kill, I decided to go catch "Wonderland," the movie about John Holmes and the murders that took place on Wonderland Avenue. I love Val Kilmer, but that came second to my interest in the movie. So there I was, sitting in the back of the theater, eating the $.99

2003-10-31T10:53:00.000-08:00

Girls have Vaginas and Boys have a Penis Come shop at Eros Happy Halloweenis! ~ Lucy and spaz

2003-10-30T18:26:00.000-08:00

When you work in customer service, you have to be prepared to answer a lot of the same questions over and over again. "How much is this?" "Where are you located?" "How late are you open?" "Does this come with batteries?" $32.00. Across from the Metropolis Cafe/next to Garden of Eden/between Clarendon and Dartmouth. Ten o'clock. No. And, as you may know if you've been reading our blog up

2003-10-27T18:29:00.000-08:00

So tell me... How many different ways can you describe a harness? Or a cock-ring? A chastity belt? Or shackles? Okay... How many different ways can you describe each of these things, and at the same time, make people feel that they NEED to have them? That's why Lucy and I are so indisposable here at Eros... Because this is something we're good at. This is part of the job that breaks up

2003-10-25T08:56:00.000-07:00

HEY!! Check out Eros Boutique in this month's Adult Video News! (and cut me a little slack - they didn't have the article in the online issue so I recreated it the best I could... One typo I know of is at the bottom of the second column... It says "even people who walk in by" and the next word should be "mistake." "Even people who walk in by mistake." Yeah. That word got cut off somehow

2003-10-24T16:13:00.000-07:00

Hello Eros Fans! Today's topic is "Stuff You Never Thought to Use for Sex but Somebody Somewhere Did." At one time, we had our own doubts about the following products - doubts such as, "Why didn't anyone think of this before?" and "Why on earth did somebody come up with this idea?" and "Why do we sell this here?" But gradually, we came to accept the ideas, and even understand them. Yes,

2003-10-21T18:19:00.000-07:00

"You have the coolest job EVER!" "Are there any employment openings where you work?" "Dude, that rocks!" These are just a few of the phrases Lucy and I hear when we tell people what we do for a living. And, yes, ultimately, we probably do have one of the cooler jobs in the world. Aside from being a Hilton sister. But, they don't really do anything, do they... But really, we have a good

2003-10-18T17:44:00.000-07:00

If a penis could talk, which would be scary, what would it say about October 31st? "Happy Halloweenie!" Okay, okay... we know. Shut the hell up. But come on - to third graders that would be hysTERIcal! But of course, a cheezy intro like that means we have a specific topic here. Or maybe we just wanted to say "Halloweenie..." (I need a vicoden.) No, no - we have a topic, which, of

2003-10-16T17:53:00.001-07:00

Knight Rider was a great show. And Kitt was the coolest car ever. So today's topic, in honor of Kitt, is The Kit. We have the Dick Kit. We have the Stripper Kit. We even have a Bondage 101 Kit. And for those of you who really need some help, we have a Honeymoon Kit. But we picked out four of our favorites to enlighten the general public. Unfortunately, though, none of them come with

2003-10-13T18:33:00.000-07:00

So today, instead of paying homage to Columbus and his Ninas and Pintas, reminiscent of my grade school days where whoever wrote the best essay on the discovery of America got to read it to the whole school, Lucy and I wanted to do a "word of the day" type thing, a word which would never be the topic of a third grade essay contest. Today's word is Butt Plug. Okay, that's two words, but you get

2003-10-10T18:00:00.000-07:00

I've just started to notice that being a "slave to fashion" isn't a negative thing anymore. Because everywhere you go now -- the bank, the supermarket, the movies, the Cheesecake Factory -- you see it... The Cuff. It's become so common that it's almost unnoticable, but when you look, they're everywhere. Everybody's doing it. Today, you're just not cool if you're not wearing Cuffs. And the

2003-10-03T17:33:00.001-07:00

Classic... This is something I thought only happened in movies... This guy calls up, asking if we sell extra keys for the CB3000. (*for those of you unfamiliar with the CB3000, its the cream of the crop in male chastity devices. Pyrex. Padlock. If you're a guy who wants to lock your cock up, this is the way to go.) But I digress... (BTW: Today is Lucy's birthday, we're drinking champagne

2003-10-02T17:39:00.003-07:00

Talk about desensitizing yourself. The phone rings, Lucy answers. The audible portion of the following conversation is as follows: "Hello, Eros..." ... "An English cock-ring?" ... "We don't have an English cock-ring..." ... "Well, we have a gummy cock-ring, a vibrating cock-ring, the Manhandler, the Lasso, the Deluxe Erection Maker, the Chevron Stretcher -- oh that's a ball-stretcher, we have