Eros Dishes The Dirt With Mancow

Hey there ladies and gents -

Glass dildos, latex catsuits and butt plugs - oh my!

Sorry for the lack of posting, but the elves here at Eros have been very busy this holiday season.

However, our queen bee Miss Sheila chatted it up with Mancow the other morning on the show. Hopefully some of you tuned in - but check it out www.mancow.com

But stay tuned dear readers - we'll have some exciting stories to tell once we pack up these elves next week and send them back to the North Pole.

Happy Holidays - Lucy

Eros Boutique Introduces Outstanding Affiliate Program

Source: Sin Spin PR
by: Company Press Release

(BOSTON, MA) -- Though many websites offer affiliate programs, few actually deliver on their promises or products. Eros Boutique (ErosBoutique.com), on the other hand, not only delivers, they over deliver - and that's why their affiliate program has continued to develop and grow, creating lasting relationships with their partners, and fostering new ones.

"We are unique," says Sheila Rae, proprietrix of Eros Boutique. "There are many programs who offer the same novelties, such as Doc Johnson or Swedish Erotica, but we also offer unique bondage gear, electro toys, enema toys, medical toys, latex clothing, thigh high boots, glass sex toys and more. Our average sale is much higher than a average affiliate program because we carry high end items - our average sale is over $250. We also change our products with the fashion season and add over 25 new products a week."

In addition to the one of a kind items Eros Boutique has to offer, they also stock some of the top brands known in the world of adult, such as Stormy Leather, Skin Two, Torture Garden and Phallix. As a result, ErosBoutique.com lays claim to nearly 1000 affiliates, and counts high profile names like Dita Von Teese (Dita.net), Tristan Taormino (Puckerup.com), Latex.com, Foreplay.com and journalist Nick Denton's newly launched porno-literate site, Fleshbot.com.

So how does this affiliate thing work?

"We offer 15% of the total sale commissions including shipping - with the high average sale it adds up quickly," Rae explains. "Also, we work on the commission. If you send us lots of traffic we can go up to 20% on your commissions instead of 15%. We also offer our affiliates discounts for personal use, and depending on the item, we offer our wholesale price with a small handling fee."

But that's not all. Eros Boutique also has a 1-800 customer service line open from 10am to 10pm seven days a week, and webmasters have the ability to check their sales stats anytime through an easy to use affiliates section. Plus, the store's web team is willing to work with affiliates on a personal level to help them develop marketing ideas to help push the products to potential buyers, including developing custom banners. But that's not even the best part.

Says Rae, "One of the most important thing about our program is there are no pop up ads or advertisements of any type on our site, so your customer will not be annoyed. We felt that was important in retaining customers and gaining new ones, because let's face it - no matter how effective people claim they are, nobody likes pop ups!"

Interested parties should visit Eros Boutique online at ErosBoutique.com/affiliates.

A high-end retailer offering the best adult novelties around, Eros Boutique (ErosBoutique.com) has been in operation since 1996 giving top of the line sex toys, fetish wear and videos to customers from around the globe. Eros Boutique has been featured in Jane Magazine, Adult Video News, AVN Online and on Playboy Radio, and currently hosts the shopping site for pin-up sensation Dita Von Teese.

For more information on Eros Boutique, please contact:
Carly Milne Publicist and Head Mucky Muck, Sin Spin
Carly@SinSpin.com
SinSpin.com

MORE FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS IDEAS

Pucker Up
by Tristan Taormino
Third Annual Sexy Gift Guide
November 26th, 2003 4:00 PM


Queer Eye for the Straight Guy has taught us that buying things makes you feel better about yourself. Buying things for others should feel twice as nice. This year's guide is about supporting and inspiring people's erotic desires.

If your sweetheart is a music fan, give her muff the gift of melody with Audi-Oh (babeland.com, $80), a wearable vibrator with elastic straps to keep it in place. What makes this toy unique is the accessory that comes with it: A small transmitter (that looks like a pager) allows the vibrating butterfly to pulse to the beat of the music! Dance (and get off) till dawn at a club or pop Missy Elliot's Under Construction (various stores, $14 to 20) into your CD player and rock the night away. Aural fans will also delight in S.I.R. Video's Talk to Me Baby: A Lover's Guide to Dirty Talk and Role Play (various stores and sites, $34.95) and popular how-to guide Exhibitionism for the Shy by Carol Queen (various stores and sites, $12.50).

Know an exhibitionist who's been especially naughty this year? Well, big spenders should fork over the cash for the portable Stripper Pole & Platinum Stage (erosboutique.com, $399). This lightweight steel pole and four-by-four stage which assembles in minutes is the perfect addition to any room in the house; rumor has it that celebs like Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie swear by theirs. Add to it video tutorial The Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women (various stores and sites, $39.95) or Bedroom Games: Stripteases, Seductions, and Other Surprises to Keep Your Partner Coming Back for More, a book by Mary Taylor (various stores and sites, $12).

Playfulness is critical both in and out of the bedroom, which is why I love David & Goliath T-shirts, underwear, and pajamas, with phrases like "Boys are Smelly," "It's All About Me," and "Chicks Rule" all over them (sleepyheads.com, $28 to 52). My must-have clothing item this year sums up my personal philosophy on life; it's Sik World's "I have the pussy so I make the rules" T-shirt (sikworld.com, $16), which also comes in a glow-in-the-dark thong (sikworld.com, $8). Speaking of having a pussy, if someone on your list likes to preen hers, check out Jenna's Hot Trimmer (hottrimmer.com, $24.95), a cool battery-operated pubic hair trimmer with two interchangeable heads for different lengths and 10 different reusable "bikini hair designs"—lightning bolt, anyone?

Once that twat is groomed, stuff her with one of the most beautiful and pleasurable dildos ever created: the Phallix glass baton (erosboutique.com, $225), a solid, pyrex-quality glass toy (hint: use the handle end to warm her up, then switch to the larger textured end to send her into outer space). If G marks the spot this holiday season, there are many items worth finding: Female Ejaculation and The G-Spot by Deborah Sundahl (various stores and sites, $15.95), a must-have book by a gushing pioneer; the itty-bitty Love Charm, Queen of Hearts (early2bed.com, $18), a vibrating, pulsating, chile pepper-resembling treasure that could double as a key ring; or a dual-action vibrator without those jumping beads, the Nubby Twister (grand-opening.com, $79.95).

For the sake of gender parity, I'm plugging the WWMPD: What would my penis do? shirt (sikworld.com, $16); a tee that rips off those ubiquitous Snapple labels and reads Snatch: The Best Stuff on Earth (incredible-gifts.com, $13.99); and the gender-neutral "Gone Fisting" T-shirt (tshirthell.com, $17). For the masculine beings in your life, I recommend the gift that keeps on, um, rewinding: porn. Try standout titles like Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, an interactive DVD where you can tell Ms. Jane what to do and how to do it (digitalplayground.com, $49); Strapon Chicks: Bella's Bitches (blowfish.com, $31.95), a description of which seems redundant; Seymore Butts' Assgasms 1 & 2 (teamtushy.com, $39.95); female-directed Stud Hunters (adameve.com, $29.95) for the feminist dudes; and The Adventures of Buck Naked (transexual-man.com, $39.95) for tranny lovers. When in doubt, a one-month membership to one of the most inventive smut sites on the Web (fuckingmachines.com, $29.90), where ordinary appliances and tools like the Sawzall are turned into sex toys.
When it comes to sex tools that are ultra-fashionable yet still functional, I thought nothing could top the Wonder Woman Dildo Harness (aslanleather.com, $78), a vinyl harness that comes in sparkly colors like red, pink, and purple for girls who simply cannot sacrifice style when they strap it on. Well, imagine a harness that looks like a garter belt, and you've got the velvety Sportsheets Corset Harness (various stores, $49 to 60). It's available in purple and black, you can wear it with garters and stockings, and, even more important, it makes your ass look fabulous while you're reaming someone else's. Of course I realize there are plenty of folks who want what holds their dick in place to be more macho than marabou. The geniuses behind the Wonder Woman Harness have just released the Black Cat Harness (aslanleather.com, $80), a serious black vinyl two-strap with interchangeable cock rings and a very sexy fetish look. To fill the holes with phallic wonder, the harness-compatible double dildo Nexus now comes in black and red swirl (vixencreations.com, $82); Buzz 2 Vibrating Dildo (stockroom.com, $48) makes fucking fun for people on both ends of the cock; or try the classic, more-than-a-mouthful seven inches of Commando (vixencreations.com, $62).

If you want to surprise your lover with something daring, try Fiery Nights (babeland.com, $37), a gift pack which comes complete with the Finger Fun Vibe, an inventive cock ring called the Diamond Ring Vibe, and the centerpiece—the Body Wax Candle. Safe to drip onto skin without burning, when this candle melts it transforms into massage oil. If hot wax is merely foreplay to a hotter BDSM scene, check out the luscious leather-sex photography book Kiss of Fire by Barbara Nitke ($40). Or, for the human puppies in your life and the owners/trainers who love them, I recommend Woof! Perspectives into the Erotic Care & Training of the Human Dog by Michael Daniels (leatherdog.com, $14.95). If you want to splurge, the black silicone Puppy Tail Butt Plug (mr-s-leather-fetters.com, $89) is what all the coolest pups will be wearing at the International Puppy & Trainer Contest this year (the Westminster of the kinky world).

Not sure what to get for the sex toy fanatic on your list? Why not go for a stylish way to store all those anal beads and jelly dongs: soft, lint-free Woody Goody bags (early2bed.com, $12), or a flame red Hide Your Vibe Pillow (mypleasure.com, $34.95). You've got to put your booty somewhere when the in-laws come over for the holidays.

Eros Boutique Introduces the Cocksucker Mirror

Source: Sin Spin PR
by: Company Press Release


(BOSTON, MA) -- Stumped for what to get your significant other for Christmas? Look no further than Eros Boutique (ErosBoutique.com), purveyors of fine fetish wear, toys and other erotic goods. In addition to one of a kind items and high-end sexual aides, Eros Boutique now offers one of the most unique products on the market today - the Cocksucker Mirror.

The what?!

"The mirror is for people who want to watch themselves give head," says proprietrix Sheila Rae. "It's a cock ring with a voyeuristic twist - an 8-inch oval plastic mirror with a 2-inch diameter glory hole at the bottom. Put your lover's unit through the hole and watch yourself do what you do best!"

So far the mirror has been causing quite a stir in the store's physical home base in Boston, where much of the area's gay population has been snapping it up at breakneck speed.

"Many boys are grabbing them up for stocking stuffers," Rae says. "They come in and say, 'Hey Jack got that - I suck better!' They get very competitive. But the mirrors are fun for everyone."

And functional, too. Just last week the mirror helped Rae's UPS man out of - and into - a sticky situation.

"He was stressed because his side mirror broke and he couldn't see properly to back up," Rae explains. "So he said, 'you wouldn't happen to have a small mirror? I know it's crazy - you likely won't, but it won't hurt to ask.' I handed him the Cocksucker Mirror. Off he went in the big brown truck with his Cocksucker Mirror. Then the next day he has a big smile on his face and told us his wife enjoyed it that night!"

The Cocksucker Mirror retails for $42 on Eros Boutique's website at www.ErosBoutique.com.

A high-end retailer offering the best adult novelties around, Eros Boutique (ErosBoutique.com) has been in operation since 1996 giving top of the line sex toys, fetish wear and videos to customers from around the globe. Eros Boutique has been featured in Jane Magazine, Adult Video News, AVN Online and on Playboy Radio, and currently hosts the shopping site for pin-up sensation Dita Von Teese.

For more information on Eros Boutique, please contact:
Carly Milne
Publicist and Head Mucky Muck, Sin Spin
Carly@SinSpin.com
SinSpin.com

"Baby it's cold outside..."

...But inside Eros, it's hot as hell -- we figured out how to use the thermostat... hopefully we'll remember to lower things to 68 degrees when we leave... (we're trying sheila...)

But here's the thing, folks. Christmas music. It's all we've been listening to for the last 2 weeks. And it's to continue until Christmas get's here. Thats almost 20 more days. And the unfortunate part of the whole thing, is that as of right now, every Christmas song has turned into something juvenile, as Lucy has this incredible talent to turn every lyric into something perverted. She's like the Weird Al Yankovic Christmas Angel. Which certainly keeps things interesting. But I just dont want to find myself at home with the family and singing, "Later on we'll perspire as we fuck by the fire..." However, in this setting, it is somewhat appropriate.

One thing that's been bugging me, however, is this song she keeps singing, "Mamacita donde esta Santa Claus." This is a song I have not, for whatever reason, had the pleasure of laying my ears around. And now it has become this sort of Mission. I NEED to hear this song...

So we call the radio station, which is nothing new for us here at Eros on a Friday night. They must see our name come up on the caller ID and just stop EVERYTHING to take our call. (See? Even though we're not always scheduled to be on the radio, if you know when to listen, you'll always hear us...) Unfortunately, at the time of our call, the DJ had already played the song, but was willing to give us a shout. I'm still stuck in this state of hope that maybe he'll play it again. It was, after all, his favorite song...

In the meantime:

"Santa, baby, slip a dildo under there too - light blue - i heard that Eros carries them now, Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimmney tonight..."

(FYI: if anyone wants to witness an amazing rendition of The Drifter's "White Christmas," you better get the hell over here nOW...)

We're so famous...

For those of you in the Kansas City area, tune into 96.5 The Buzz on December 11th at 9:10am Central time to catch Eros's Proprietrix, Sheila, chatting about some of our most popular products, but especially the Cock-Sucking Mirror. Now, not only can you watch your lover's face as you suck him off, but you can also see just how sexy you look while doing it... Or you can at least fix your hair or watch the tv behind you in the mirror's reflection...

And now that everyone has finally decided that they have to do some Christmas shopping, Eros Boutique has a little bit of something for everybody on your list. Why just this evening, Funny Man Manny came in to browse and was thrilled when he discovered our nipple clamps:

"I think I shall purchase a pair for my Granny -
they will make her old boobies hang down to her fanny."

(i'm not kidding. Manny, if you're reading this, please sign the guestbook so people don't think i'm making this up. It's your poem, you should get the credit.)

The Village Voice was impressed with our selection, enough to mention a few of our products in their Holiday Gift Guide. You won't find Erector Sets or Rock'em Sock'em Robots, but you'll find some cool fuckin grown-up toys...



And finally, AVN has mentioned us again. For those of you who have a website and have yet to sign up for our affiliate program, what are you waiting for? The program is explained in detail and all questions are answered in this article on AVNonline. AVN just can't get enough of us. They keep coming back. They love us.

And we love them.

Fruitcake for everyone!