We're so famous...
For those of you in the Kansas City area, tune into 96.5 The Buzz on December 11th at 9:10am Central time to catch Eros's Proprietrix, Sheila, chatting about some of our most popular products, but especially the Cock-Sucking Mirror. Now, not only can you watch your lover's face as you suck him off, but you can also see just how sexy you look while doing it... Or you can at least fix your hair or watch the tv behind you in the mirror's reflection...
And now that everyone has finally decided that they have to do some Christmas shopping, Eros Boutique has a little bit of something for everybody on your list. Why just this evening, Funny Man Manny came in to browse and was thrilled when he discovered our nipple clamps:
"I think I shall purchase a pair for my Granny -
they will make her old boobies hang down to her fanny."
(i'm not kidding. Manny, if you're reading this, please sign the guestbook so people don't think i'm making this up. It's your poem, you should get the credit.)
The Village Voice was impressed with our selection, enough to mention a few of our products in their Holiday Gift Guide. You won't find Erector Sets or Rock'em Sock'em Robots, but you'll find some cool fuckin grown-up toys...
And finally, AVN has mentioned us again. For those of you who have a website and have yet to sign up for our affiliate program, what are you waiting for? The program is explained in detail and all questions are answered in this article on AVNonline. AVN just can't get enough of us. They keep coming back. They love us.
And we love them.
Fruitcake for everyone!
And now that everyone has finally decided that they have to do some Christmas shopping, Eros Boutique has a little bit of something for everybody on your list. Why just this evening, Funny Man Manny came in to browse and was thrilled when he discovered our nipple clamps:
"I think I shall purchase a pair for my Granny -
they will make her old boobies hang down to her fanny."
(i'm not kidding. Manny, if you're reading this, please sign the guestbook so people don't think i'm making this up. It's your poem, you should get the credit.)
The Village Voice was impressed with our selection, enough to mention a few of our products in their Holiday Gift Guide. You won't find Erector Sets or Rock'em Sock'em Robots, but you'll find some cool fuckin grown-up toys...
And finally, AVN has mentioned us again. For those of you who have a website and have yet to sign up for our affiliate program, what are you waiting for? The program is explained in detail and all questions are answered in this article on AVNonline. AVN just can't get enough of us. They keep coming back. They love us.
And we love them.
Fruitcake for everyone!
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