Famous Pigs in History

Porky Pig.

Petunia Pig.

the Three Little Pigs.

Babe.

that Pig from Charlotte's Web.

Miss Piggy.

the Pig that came in the store the other night and wanted me to watch him put on a cockring.

Pigs are popular. Who could forget the "I Have a Potbellied Pig for a Pet" phase? George Clooney even has one. Or had. Not sure. Could be bacon by now. Pig references flood the entertainment industry ("squeal like a pig!") and law enforcement (Not gonna write it. We love cops.)

And the biggest and most common gripe heard from the mouths of women, is

"Men are Pigs."

And they're not referring to Babe.

I could never understand the analogy of man to pig. Why a pig? Why not a llama?

But something happened today that made it all make sense. An email. With an attachment... And the skies cleared, the fog was lifted, and I said to myself:

"Ah! Men ARE pigs!"

This photo was sent to us courtesy of Dr. Dot. For those of you who don't know Dr. Dot, she's the masseuse and personal confidante to the stars. She's had such clients as the Rolling Stones, Sting, Frank Zappa, Eminem, Courtney Love, the list goes on. And on. And on...

Plus, she's fuckin HOT.

This woman is a hoot and a half. Lucy and I both have the honor of knowing her - Lucy knows her from Fat City Magazine (Dot's on the next cover) and Spaz is actually one of her massage assistants. To learn more about Dot's Massage and Relationship advice go to www.drdot.com. To see a more risque, rock'n'rollin side of Dot, hit www.puredrdot.com.

Tell her we sent you.

Because we care.

Who's your llama?