So tell me...
How many different ways can you describe a harness? Or a cock-ring? A chastity belt? Or shackles?
Okay...
How many different ways can you describe each of these things, and at the same time, make people feel that they NEED to have them?
That's why Lucy and I are so indisposable here at Eros...
Because this is something we're good at. This is part of the job that breaks up the sometimes monotonous task of shining up the rubber and latex. But if it wasn't for all the grunt work, we wouldn't know as much as we do... And we wouldn't be as good at knowing it... And that's how I can justify having such a horrible grasp on forming a sentence correctly this evening... Because visions of studded jock-straps and peek-a-boo-butt-panties dance in my head...
We've come up with some good stuff, Lucy and I... Check out Dr. Feelgood, the "Brittney," Indecent Proposal. Even the Heidi Dress surprised us both. And then we get photos of items with no description, no title, nothing. Just a picture of a cock in a sling. And voila! It becomes a Gridlock Leather Cock Harness, a Studded Finger or a Penis Leash. (Stay tuned... As these items will shortly be up on our Website...) Sometimes even the goofy "dirty" jokes we told in second grade make a comeback, and this time around, actually MEAN something!
Rub My Duckie?
I mean, okay, we aren't the J Peterman catalogue, (IT'S A FRIGGIN HAT, FOLKS!!!) but how often does J Peterman get to hook someone up to a Spiked Nipple Gripper and say, "Yeah, how does that feel?"
Not as often as we do... I'm pretty sure of that...
Until next time... PokeMyHontas...
How many different ways can you describe a harness? Or a cock-ring? A chastity belt? Or shackles?
Okay...
How many different ways can you describe each of these things, and at the same time, make people feel that they NEED to have them?
That's why Lucy and I are so indisposable here at Eros...
Because this is something we're good at. This is part of the job that breaks up the sometimes monotonous task of shining up the rubber and latex. But if it wasn't for all the grunt work, we wouldn't know as much as we do... And we wouldn't be as good at knowing it... And that's how I can justify having such a horrible grasp on forming a sentence correctly this evening... Because visions of studded jock-straps and peek-a-boo-butt-panties dance in my head...
We've come up with some good stuff, Lucy and I... Check out Dr. Feelgood, the "Brittney," Indecent Proposal. Even the Heidi Dress surprised us both. And then we get photos of items with no description, no title, nothing. Just a picture of a cock in a sling. And voila! It becomes a Gridlock Leather Cock Harness, a Studded Finger or a Penis Leash. (Stay tuned... As these items will shortly be up on our Website...) Sometimes even the goofy "dirty" jokes we told in second grade make a comeback, and this time around, actually MEAN something!
Rub My Duckie?
I mean, okay, we aren't the J Peterman catalogue, (IT'S A FRIGGIN HAT, FOLKS!!!) but how often does J Peterman get to hook someone up to a Spiked Nipple Gripper and say, "Yeah, how does that feel?"
Not as often as we do... I'm pretty sure of that...
Until next time... PokeMyHontas...
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