Knight Rider was a great show. And Kitt was the coolest car ever. So today's topic, in honor of Kitt, is The Kit.
We have the Dick Kit. We have the Stripper Kit. We even have a Bondage 101 Kit. And for those of you who really need some help, we have a Honeymoon Kit. But we picked out four of our favorites to enlighten the general public. Unfortunately, though, none of them come with David Hasselhoff.
The Lover's Prisoner Kit. For those new to bondage or those who prefer a tamer, more sensual bondage activity with their partner, this kit comes with a set of soft, fuzzy cuffs with velcro closures, a matching collar and leash, and a starter bungee-whip. Very unlikely to cause any type of skin abrasions, unless you're really good with a whip, and even then, it's all in the wrist... So many things are these days... Even the packaging has a sort of "sixty's-free-love-meets-subtle-'skin'emax" image that doesn't scream hard-core-kink. It's cute, it's fun, and it's harmless. If your mom found it laying around, she most likely wouldn't freak out. Unless you're Mormon.
The Pirate's Pleasure Collection. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Tropical Pina Colada flavored Erogenous Massage Oil! Who doesn't love pirates? They're mysterious, assertive, and in a strange, rowdy way, kinda romantic. At least that's what Johnny Depp taught us. But don't get me started on Johnny. This is about Kitt... But I digress. What better way to act out your Lost-At-Sea fantasies than with the Pirate Kit. A tad bolder than the Prisoner's Kit, this package of love comes with a leather blindfold, a parrot feather tickler, an "Erotic Exploration Guide" (aka. your treasure map), the oil mentioned above, AND a multi-speed Slimline Body Massager for Sexual Swashbuckling (aka. your basic vibrator.) If it was up to us, we would have thrown an eye-patch in there, because THAT, my friends, is sexy.
Julie Ashton's Anal Beginner Kit. According to Julie, she "developed this kit to entice people to break the anal barrier. Starting with the smallest sizes, you'll enjoy hours of kinky fun as you progress to the larger sizes. I love it!" This kit includes small, medium and large gentle butt-plugs, an ultra-soft flexible vibrator, and Doc Johnson's Anal Lube for Beginners. (Please use the "Beginner" lube if you've never tried anal lube before. Once experienced, you can move up to the "Expert" lube. There's actually no such thing, but I thought it was funny they had to specify "beginner.")
*for more information on butt-plugs and why we use them, see previous post.
Lovers Crystal Collection. Our best-selling vibrator kit in the store. You should automatically know this because it's a "collection" and not a "kit." This baby includes a powerful 4-inch Vibe, a Vibrating Bullet, weighted balls, and 2 gummi cock rings. A little bit'o something for everyone. If you're in search for your first vibrator, this is the one to go with, because it gives you a few options, plus toys for someone to join in the fun. And it costs about as much as a regular vibrator. So right there you're getting more bang for your buck. Pun completely intended.
I say Red Sox you say Nomar!
~SpaZ
We have the Dick Kit. We have the Stripper Kit. We even have a Bondage 101 Kit. And for those of you who really need some help, we have a Honeymoon Kit. But we picked out four of our favorites to enlighten the general public. Unfortunately, though, none of them come with David Hasselhoff.
The Lover's Prisoner Kit. For those new to bondage or those who prefer a tamer, more sensual bondage activity with their partner, this kit comes with a set of soft, fuzzy cuffs with velcro closures, a matching collar and leash, and a starter bungee-whip. Very unlikely to cause any type of skin abrasions, unless you're really good with a whip, and even then, it's all in the wrist... So many things are these days... Even the packaging has a sort of "sixty's-free-love-meets-subtle-'skin'emax" image that doesn't scream hard-core-kink. It's cute, it's fun, and it's harmless. If your mom found it laying around, she most likely wouldn't freak out. Unless you're Mormon.
The Pirate's Pleasure Collection. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Tropical Pina Colada flavored Erogenous Massage Oil! Who doesn't love pirates? They're mysterious, assertive, and in a strange, rowdy way, kinda romantic. At least that's what Johnny Depp taught us. But don't get me started on Johnny. This is about Kitt... But I digress. What better way to act out your Lost-At-Sea fantasies than with the Pirate Kit. A tad bolder than the Prisoner's Kit, this package of love comes with a leather blindfold, a parrot feather tickler, an "Erotic Exploration Guide" (aka. your treasure map), the oil mentioned above, AND a multi-speed Slimline Body Massager for Sexual Swashbuckling (aka. your basic vibrator.) If it was up to us, we would have thrown an eye-patch in there, because THAT, my friends, is sexy.
Julie Ashton's Anal Beginner Kit. According to Julie, she "developed this kit to entice people to break the anal barrier. Starting with the smallest sizes, you'll enjoy hours of kinky fun as you progress to the larger sizes. I love it!" This kit includes small, medium and large gentle butt-plugs, an ultra-soft flexible vibrator, and Doc Johnson's Anal Lube for Beginners. (Please use the "Beginner" lube if you've never tried anal lube before. Once experienced, you can move up to the "Expert" lube. There's actually no such thing, but I thought it was funny they had to specify "beginner.")
*for more information on butt-plugs and why we use them, see previous post.
Lovers Crystal Collection. Our best-selling vibrator kit in the store. You should automatically know this because it's a "collection" and not a "kit." This baby includes a powerful 4-inch Vibe, a Vibrating Bullet, weighted balls, and 2 gummi cock rings. A little bit'o something for everyone. If you're in search for your first vibrator, this is the one to go with, because it gives you a few options, plus toys for someone to join in the fun. And it costs about as much as a regular vibrator. So right there you're getting more bang for your buck. Pun completely intended.
I say Red Sox you say Nomar!
~SpaZ
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