When you work in customer service, you have to be prepared to answer a lot of the same questions over and over again.
"How much is this?"
"Where are you located?"
"How late are you open?"
"Does this come with batteries?"
$32.00.
Across from the Metropolis Cafe/next to Garden of Eden/between Clarendon and Dartmouth.
Ten o'clock.
No.
And, as you may know if you've been reading our blog up until now, we also have to answer a lot of less common questions (eg. can you help me put my harness back together; can you help me with this zipper; do you have any sort of contraption that can go from my penis to my mouth so I can swallow it when I cum...)
But after going over everything that has ever crossed our path here at Eros Boutique, there are a few questions that leave us baffled. Mainly in the "Are you serious or just a pervert" sense of bafflement.
Scenario #1. (FYI - these are all over the phone, because I don't think anyone has the balls to ask us to our faces.)
"Do you carry french maid's outfits?"
"Yes, we do."
"Do you have my size?"
"Well, what size are you, sir?"
"Large. Do you have a dressing room I can try it on in?"
"Yes."
"Do I get assistance with that?"
click.
Scenario #2
"I was looking on your website and I have a question." (they all stem from the website...)
"okay."
"The Penis Pump..."
"Yes?"
"What's your experience with that?"
"In what sense?."
"Will it really make my penis bigger?"
"That's what it's used for."
"Well, does it hurt?"
"Sir, I'm a woman. Considering I don't have a penis, I couldn't tell you what it's like to stick it in something."
Scenario #3
"Hi, I was looking at your website and I have a question."
"Yes?"
"What's a rubber doll for?"
"A rubber doll?" (maybe we misheard.)
"Yes, how does it work?"
"How does it work? You put your dick in it and you have sex with it."
"How much does it weigh?"
"Um, 5 pounds?"
"Oh I have to put air in it to make it big?"
"Yes you do sir."
"okay, thank you."
(I had to include that entire conversation because he called twice in one night... Pervert or Just Dumb?)
"How much is this?"
"Where are you located?"
"How late are you open?"
"Does this come with batteries?"
$32.00.
Across from the Metropolis Cafe/next to Garden of Eden/between Clarendon and Dartmouth.
Ten o'clock.
No.
And, as you may know if you've been reading our blog up until now, we also have to answer a lot of less common questions (eg. can you help me put my harness back together; can you help me with this zipper; do you have any sort of contraption that can go from my penis to my mouth so I can swallow it when I cum...)
But after going over everything that has ever crossed our path here at Eros Boutique, there are a few questions that leave us baffled. Mainly in the "Are you serious or just a pervert" sense of bafflement.
Scenario #1. (FYI - these are all over the phone, because I don't think anyone has the balls to ask us to our faces.)
"Do you carry french maid's outfits?"
"Yes, we do."
"Do you have my size?"
"Well, what size are you, sir?"
"Large. Do you have a dressing room I can try it on in?"
"Yes."
"Do I get assistance with that?"
click.
Scenario #2
"I was looking on your website and I have a question." (they all stem from the website...)
"okay."
"The Penis Pump..."
"Yes?"
"What's your experience with that?"
"In what sense?."
"Will it really make my penis bigger?"
"That's what it's used for."
"Well, does it hurt?"
"Sir, I'm a woman. Considering I don't have a penis, I couldn't tell you what it's like to stick it in something."
Scenario #3
"Hi, I was looking at your website and I have a question."
"Yes?"
"What's a rubber doll for?"
"A rubber doll?" (maybe we misheard.)
"Yes, how does it work?"
"How does it work? You put your dick in it and you have sex with it."
"How much does it weigh?"
"Um, 5 pounds?"
"Oh I have to put air in it to make it big?"
"Yes you do sir."
"okay, thank you."
(I had to include that entire conversation because he called twice in one night... Pervert or Just Dumb?)
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