We know we've been slacking in the blog department.
And we have the same excuse as everyone else: We've been busy. But you know how holidays are - especially in the retail biz - shipments of butt-plus have to be priced, rubber and latex has to be shined, and new vibrators have to be quality-tested. But despite our lack of communication with all you Eros Lovers, we certainly have noticed that you've all been coming back to check us out - since this morning 100 of you folks have stopped by to see if we had any new information for you - and we LOVE you for that...
And then, an amazing thing happened...
We're sitting here on the day before Thanksgiving, listening to Christmas music, eating Halloween candy and dying hard-boiled eggs (not really, but why not get a jump-start) and in walks this guy. He makes his selections, pays for his goods, and as he's handing back his signed credit card receipt, he asks:
"So who writes the blog?"
Lucy paused for a moment, as shocked as I was that here we were, face to face with someone who may have just asked us about our blog...
"WE do!" Lucy said.
"I love it." he says. "It's hysterical! I'm an avid reader and I've turned a lot of friends onto it as well. And I love the fact that I can actually picture what goes on in here!"
Okay - we know we're just a blog - one among millions of other blogs - but we just met a FAN!! A real live FAN! You like us! You REALLY LIKE US!
So here's the thing - you gotta let us know! Sign the guestbook! When you call up to place an order or come in to buy something - tell us you read our blog! Because if you don't, we may soon cease to exist. And if we don't exist, how on earth is anyone going to know what to do with a three-pronged-electro-dildo-ball-gag-jumprope?
And we have the same excuse as everyone else: We've been busy. But you know how holidays are - especially in the retail biz - shipments of butt-plus have to be priced, rubber and latex has to be shined, and new vibrators have to be quality-tested. But despite our lack of communication with all you Eros Lovers, we certainly have noticed that you've all been coming back to check us out - since this morning 100 of you folks have stopped by to see if we had any new information for you - and we LOVE you for that...
And then, an amazing thing happened...
We're sitting here on the day before Thanksgiving, listening to Christmas music, eating Halloween candy and dying hard-boiled eggs (not really, but why not get a jump-start) and in walks this guy. He makes his selections, pays for his goods, and as he's handing back his signed credit card receipt, he asks:
"So who writes the blog?"
Lucy paused for a moment, as shocked as I was that here we were, face to face with someone who may have just asked us about our blog...
"WE do!" Lucy said.
"I love it." he says. "It's hysterical! I'm an avid reader and I've turned a lot of friends onto it as well. And I love the fact that I can actually picture what goes on in here!"
Okay - we know we're just a blog - one among millions of other blogs - but we just met a FAN!! A real live FAN! You like us! You REALLY LIKE US!
So here's the thing - you gotta let us know! Sign the guestbook! When you call up to place an order or come in to buy something - tell us you read our blog! Because if you don't, we may soon cease to exist. And if we don't exist, how on earth is anyone going to know what to do with a three-pronged-electro-dildo-ball-gag-jumprope?
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