I love my job here at Eros. Many women and couples come in looking to buy their first toy....they are sometimes shy, always embarrassed and spend most of their time staring down at the floor shuffling their feet.

But in steps me - the self proclaimed fairy godmother of sex- I LOVE talking about vibes and other toys and helping the customer feel at ease why explaining our wares. Through trial and error (and a lot of batteries) I know what's good, what's ok, and what will blow your fucking mind! I wish when I bought my first vibe I had someone who made me feel comfortable and gave me honest advice - and maybe simple techniques like what type of lube to use...maybe get some arousal gel....you know what I'm getting at.

But no, I didn't get that. I was in one of those vid/mag shops with the sticky floors where only the true pervs lurk (picture dark sunglasses and trenchcoat creeps) staring down the only female in the store. So I grabbed some phallic piece of plastic off the shelf and ran - it died soon after I bought it. So tonight, when this woman who I sold a vibrator to the other night called me up to thank me for introducing her to the best orgasm she ever had in her life - I felt truly honored.

It's sad because many people who are embarrassed and insecure they don't realize that they are missing out on a lot of good kinky fun. In these wacky times, I think an orgasm should be mandatory daily for stress release alone. So don't be shy - don't be embarrassed if you have a question ask us....trust me we've heard it all.

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And on another note
Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal or did he just want ot Beat it?

I know, poor taste, but why the hell would ANYONE leave their child alone with this nutbag these days. Yah, maybe during the Thriller era, it looked like Webster was having fun - but now....my god. Parents please if you're going to leave your kid with a member of the Jackson family I'd say Tito is your best bet.

Good night my little perverts ~Lucy