Bella Loves Jenna
That's right! Bella Loves Jenna!
...and we do too!
We have a new store policy, here. If Jenna Jameson is about to release something, order enough of it to fill a warehouse. Everything that girl touches turns to gold, I swear!
It has broken most (if not all) sales records, already. The online trailer promised something amazing and the video certainly delivers it.
It's no surprise, really. We have a hard time keeping any of her videos on the shelf. Come to think about it, one of our best vibrators has her name on it, too! Jenna's Beaver is the "Rolls Royce" of vibrators. Her strap on is another store favorite.
Hmmm. I think Jenna needs to come out with a car. Think about the "extras" it could have. Get on it, Jenna!!!
By the way, we have some of the coolest customers in the world! A cute couple came in and told us the best little tip for keeping nylon lines straight:
Draw them on! During WWII, women donated all of their nylons to the military for parachute material. To keep themselves looking proper, they drew their lines up the backs of their legs to give the illusion of wearing stockings. I know I'm trying it (as soon as I figure out how to draw a straight line).
If you are in the Boston area and you are reading this on your computer today...
GO OUTSIDE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE!!!!
The Snerd
erosboutique.com
...and we do too!
We have a new store policy, here. If Jenna Jameson is about to release something, order enough of it to fill a warehouse. Everything that girl touches turns to gold, I swear!
It has broken most (if not all) sales records, already. The online trailer promised something amazing and the video certainly delivers it.
It's no surprise, really. We have a hard time keeping any of her videos on the shelf. Come to think about it, one of our best vibrators has her name on it, too! Jenna's Beaver is the "Rolls Royce" of vibrators. Her strap on is another store favorite.
Hmmm. I think Jenna needs to come out with a car. Think about the "extras" it could have. Get on it, Jenna!!!
By the way, we have some of the coolest customers in the world! A cute couple came in and told us the best little tip for keeping nylon lines straight:
Draw them on! During WWII, women donated all of their nylons to the military for parachute material. To keep themselves looking proper, they drew their lines up the backs of their legs to give the illusion of wearing stockings. I know I'm trying it (as soon as I figure out how to draw a straight line).
If you are in the Boston area and you are reading this on your computer today...
GO OUTSIDE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE!!!!
The Snerd
erosboutique.com
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