May 2004 FHM
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Check out the FHM with Brooke Burke on the cover! We have a little article in there about our infamous cock sucking mirror, featuring my favorite boss. It's on the same page as Jenna.
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I apologize for taking so long to update, folks! Its been really CRAZY around here and I've been completely tied up!
Please remember to tip your bartenders.
I'll be here all zee veek.
Oh geez! Do you want the truth? Too bad! You're not getting the truth! Here's some total bullshit instead:
I woke up the next morning (after my crazed Party in a Box adventure) in an alley, clad in nothing but a fez, some shackles, the outfit from the Oh! Nurse game, and my pride. Luckily, I didn't forget to bring my bling bling. A girl must always be prepared. Since I didn't have any cash on me (and the boss wasn't taking my calls), it took a while to get home. I won't let it happen again, I promise!
Ah heck! I can't lie to you. Here's the real truth:
I was really on a secret government mission. I can't give you any details without killing you after. Just know that the world is a safer place because of me. Any photos of me, fez on my head, dirty dancing with an overweight Elvis impersonator, were to protect my cover. Really.
The Snerd
erosboutique.com
Check out the FHM with Brooke Burke on the cover! We have a little article in there about our infamous cock sucking mirror, featuring my favorite boss. It's on the same page as Jenna.
I apologize for taking so long to update, folks! Its been really CRAZY around here and I've been completely tied up!
I'll be here all zee veek.
Oh geez! Do you want the truth? Too bad! You're not getting the truth! Here's some total bullshit instead:
I woke up the next morning (after my crazed Party in a Box adventure) in an alley, clad in nothing but a fez, some shackles, the outfit from the Oh! Nurse game, and my pride. Luckily, I didn't forget to bring my bling bling. A girl must always be prepared. Since I didn't have any cash on me (and the boss wasn't taking my calls), it took a while to get home. I won't let it happen again, I promise!
Ah heck! I can't lie to you. Here's the real truth:
I was really on a secret government mission. I can't give you any details without killing you after. Just know that the world is a safer place because of me. Any photos of me, fez on my head, dirty dancing with an overweight Elvis impersonator, were to protect my cover. Really.
The Snerd
erosboutique.com
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